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October 9, 2013

6 Reasons Why I Miss My Dumbphone

I joined the 21st century fairly recently when I finally got my first iPhone. Till then I’d been using a “feature phone” – which is a polite way of saying dumb$@%#phone.

Yes, I’m the cofounder of a tech company – and yes, I carried around that candy-orange, complimentary Samsung phone that AT&T gave out circa 2006. You got a problem with that?

I loved my dumbphone, and it loved me. I was proud of not having a smartphone and all the behaviors that came with it.

This thing was a beast. It survived a 250-mile trek, desert sandstorms, stairwell drops, and splashes of seawater. But it was six hours in the Middle Eastern July sun that caused my little Samsung to finally unglue.

RIP Dumbphone

When my mother offered me her old iPhone 4S in mint condition (AKA “mom condition”), I reluctantly accepted it…

OK guys, this thing is crack.

The last two months have been a massive discovery binge of notifications, apps, messages, pictures, maps, and music. It’s like I have a futuristic space amulet in my pocket with access to every person, place, and fact in the galaxy.

So maybe I sound like I just came out of cryogenic defrosting – go ahead and laugh – but WOW.

However, I can’t completely forget the past. As my informational joyride sugar rush starts to wind down, I find myself reminiscing and wondering what I might have left behind when I upgraded from that invulnerable candy bar of technology.

Heck, I’ll even say it out loud: I miss my dumbphone.

Why?

Infinite Battery

My dumphone was fusion powered. Charging it was ceremonial. The battery could hang for weeks on that last bar. I could take it on a week long hike and never worry about conserving battery for emergency situations. In normal life I’d never ever think of taking a charger anywhere with me.

In contrast, my iPhone is like a Humvee with a gas tank the size of a champagne glass. That’s nothing new, but the real issue isn’t the power itself, it’s the opportunities to waste it. As you may already know, smartphones can be used for activities of widely varying importance: like scrolling through @EarthPics twitter feed vs. letting your roommate know you’ve locked yourself outside.

No matter what phone you have, being low on battery is paralyzing. And that’s when having telephone functionality and internet junk on the same “battery budget” suddenly becomes a problem.

Let’s just say that being stuck without battery when you’re picking your dad up from the airport is a user experience bad enough to cancel out all of Apple’s pretty innovations.

Stronger Than Steel

I could throw my dumbphone at the wall in anger, drop it while crossing the street, or keep it in my pocket during an ultimate frisbee game. Sure, it might split open, and the cover, sim card, and battery might fly in different directions. But not once did I doubt that they would snap back together like freshly cast Lego.

Carrying around an iPhone feels like taking my grandmother’s finest China teacup and carrying it everywhere I go. I’ve never cracked a screen – but there’s enough screen-fixing services around Tel Aviv to make me wonder when I’ll be next.

I’m sure the iPhone is stronger than it looks – it’s just one more thing to be aware of. Am I about to sit down? Is my phone in my back pocket? Did I just put it in the same pocket as my keys? It’s like going everywhere with an infant (the world’s worst analogy, I know, but I’ve never had a kid).

Practical Human Skills

I used to know where things were, and which streets were one-way. I used to learn mental maps of bus lines, and use things like intuition to get around.

More importantly – I used to talk to people when I needed help. I’d talk to bus drivers, old people on benches, and cute girls at the crosswalk. I’d do crazy things like roll down the window to ask the driver next to me for directions.

When I’d ask people for help I’d often get much more information than I asked for. And navigating using the kindness of strangers always felt good.

But now, if I ask for directions while I’m holding a full-color touchscreen satellite-connected supercomputer in my hand…. I just feel like a creep.

Theft-Proof

Who steals a dumbphone? Who buys a dumbphone? That’s right. No one.

Let’s just say I’ve never peed faster because I left my orange plastic Samsung at the bar while I went to the bathroom. With my iPhone, it’s like carrying a second wallet.

Mental Quiet

In the absence of notifications, feeds, and inboxes to consume – I would simple reflect. When I found myself with down time, I’d look around, be aware, and let my mind truly wander. There was nothing to check, and I was free to process my thoughts and think about bigger things.

And it’s not just grabbing at my phone – sometimes when deep in thought, my phone would grab me. Push notifications that really don’t matter still create a false sense of urgency.

Having an iPhone nearly eliminates long periods of time to mentally be with myself. In short: I’ve forgotten how to be bored.

Creativity and Originality

I’m not quite sure how having a smartphone has affected my creativity.

On one hand it’s turned me into a consumer of tidbits. Constantly craving more bite-size sugary snacks of information. On the other hand it’s provided me with a lot more stimulus and exposure to interesting things around the world. I feel like I think faster.

Ultimately I believe that true creativity comes from having the time to digest all that I consume. So while I have a lot more interesting inputs in my day, consuming them eats at the time I have to process and be creative with what I learned.

I’ve found it makes it hard to focus, even without a push notification interrupting my day. My brain feels like a scrambled signal, on a constant craving for intellectual sugar. Nothing in the real world can compete with the endless newness of Quora, Twitter, or Facebook messages.

Do You See the Pattern?

With all that I’ve gained from having an iPhone, on all fronts I’ve consistently ceded one thing: Peace of mind. Each aspect of having an iPhone has just given me more things to manage, more things to worry about, and less space to process what’s important.

Sure I’ve gotten used to it, but I’ve also gotten used to the noise of traffic and breathing in car exhaust when I run. But I still live in central Tel Aviv and not moving to the countryside anytime soon. Sigh.

Like any love-hate relationship with new technology, life will never go back to what it used to be. I could never part with on-demand bus schedules and GPS directions.

However, I can definitely do without “scrolly” apps. You know, the ones that turn us into finger-zombies, scrolling our lives away at the bus stop. And I can certainly edit my preferences to quiet down my messaging apps.

Hopefully these steps will help keep my consciousness wrinkle-free, while even preserving battery life.

At least until the next alert.

3 Comments on “6 Reasons Why I Miss My Dumbphone

Linda
January 3, 2015 at 4:41 am

I am on my first week with a new ‘dumbphone.’ I can’t take it! I still have my Note 3 and am very close to calling Verizon. I don’t miss the browsing, messaging as much as I miss Swype typing, folders…dang it a FLASHLIGHT! I’m doing it; I’m calling. I am 54 yrs. old and surely can keep myself from having a smartphone in my face all the time. Right? I can break the information addiction. I can! I have only just realized that having access to instant answers keeps my, already busy mind, asking more and more and more questions! Questions that I don’t need to have answered. I mean really, why do I need to know what kind of kid helped plot to kill Abraham Lincoln? Arghhhhh! I sure don’t need to know the earliest symptoms of MS or the next Android operating system’s name. It is just endless. I AM an information junkie! And I do believe that THAT can drive you crazy! LOL And then there is the pointless wondering wandering on Facebook. Why do I need to know what someone I didn’t even know 35 years ago, is doing? Arghhhhhhhhh again. Okay, I have to learn discipline! After all, I have the charging pad, the half a dozen cases, and ALL those apps that I have already purchased. Right? How deeply has the internet affected the human race? I’m not sure. I think I’ll ‘google’ it!

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Thomas Weaver
August 3, 2015 at 6:12 am

I remember switching from to Tracfone from AT&T a few years ago. I purposely bought a Samsung T105g because I just wanted something that would talk and text. I didn’t want to deal with the iOS vs. Android rat race. I didn’t want internet because I knew I would burn a lot of time (and battery life) going online. I wanted something that would be an afterthought as opposed to a necessity. Lastly, if I traveled someplace that had no WiFi (as National Parks often do), my phone would still be able to use 100% of its capabilities, provided I had service. I did find a few tricks here and there along the way which were fun (texting Facebook to update your status, Google Calendar reminders via SMS…which has since closed, et cetera), but it was still my little phone that could. :)

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